Birthmarks, Hannah Montana, and Ball Tricks...Miss Behave

I have not posted in ahile but I have been keeping a running list! haha  So, Miss Behave believes she has acne figured out for when she is a teenager.  She has decided that when she gets a pimple, she is just going to use a black eyeliner pencil to make her a heart shaped birthmark.

Then, the other day Miss Behave was trying to balance on a medium sized rubber ball, and she bet me that she could stand on the ball and balance herself for 5 seconds or LESS!  Needless to say, I did not take the bet! LOL

My mom was visiting the other day and helped the girls clean their rooms.  When they were almost done with Miss Behave's room, she came running in the kitchen telling me, "Mimi has organized all the books on my bookshelf!"  So, I said "that's great", to which she replied, "I know! It's just amazing!"

Last but not least for today's blog...we were watching te Disney Channel and they had an old clip of Hannah Montana playing.  Miss Behave sighed real heavy and said, "You know, Hannah Montana is really a nobody now, her career is pretty much over."

More tomorrow from Miss Priss... LOL

Kids see all...

So, Miss Behave has named her butt, Fred.  "Mama, Fred is stinky today", "Mama, Fred is noisy!"  Tonight, Miss Behave was saying her prayers, and she had to stop in the middle of her prayer to tell Fred to hush because he was interrupting her prayer.  Earlier in the night, we were on our way home, and I was playing a game on my phone called "Fruit Slice" and the girls were cheering me on.  I'm very competitive and would get aggravated when I messed up, and Miss Behave says, "I love it when you play these games, you and Daddy get so frustrated at these games."  How observant is she? LOL

Uncle Matt vs. Mama

So today was a great day, just when I think my girls will never say anything funny again just because I started a blog about them... they definately have come through for me LOL! 

First, last nght was Father's Day, so Dad put them to bed and Miss Behave told God that she hoped HE had a great Father's Day because HE is our heavenly Father.  Sweet huh?

Then, this morning we are driving to the babysitter's house and a Beyonce song comes on Radio Disney aka the Bane of my Existence, Miss Priss says, "Beyonce is really pretty but that's because she's been nipped and tucked, which is also known as plastic surgery."  Later after I pick them up, we go shopping at Walmart.  We're walking down the frozen food aisle and Miss Behave sees the Stouffer's frozen Chicken Alfredo dinner.  She says, "Mama, can we get that?"  and I said, "No, not this time we just had it."  As I start to walk off, I look back and see Miss Behave staring into the freezer door and saying, "Don't worry baby, I will come back for you soon, I never leave the ones I love!"  HAHAHA

Lastly, tonight, Miss Priss is on her way to bed and I'm watching  The Bachelorette (no laughs!)  Anyway, the men on there are fighting each other in a boxing ring and one guy really got his bell rung and had to go to the hospital.  And Daddy says, "Well, that's just stupid, they should not get in there and fight if they have never been in a fight."  So, Miss Priss says, "Yeah, that's like Uncle Matt fighting Mama!"  And I said, "Oh really and who would win?"  And she says, "Well Mama would definately kick Uncle Matt's butt!"  I really love this one, really made my day HeHe!!

Awkward Mom

This morning we were getting ready to leave the house and Miss Behave and I are sitting in the living room quietly, and she says to me "Mom, how you been?"  I said, "Fine, that was an odd question for your mom though."  And Miss Behave says, "Just trying to fill the awkward silence."

My Girls...

I love my girls! To me they are of  course geniuses and so incredibly funny! They keep everyone laughing and on their toes.  I have had several friends tell me I should start a blog just posting the hilarious things they say, so although I have no idea what I'm doing...here goes!  I'm not putting their first names on here or safety reasons, so my 11 year old DD (darling daughter) I will call Miss Priss, and for my 7 year old DD I will call Miss Behave. LOL  I hope my friends and family enjoy!  We will see!